stoopid qns w smart ans

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time"

HaNdiCaPPeD

work 4 a mths le n guess wad, im quite happy w d current jobs.. oso due 2 d fact tt i served 54 handicapped, 4 cant speak n a wheelchair bounded.. d most interestin is d 1st handicapped i served who are a couple, 1duno malay or indian n d lady is a chinese.. we used paper 2 communicate.. how cute n amuse cn tt b.. lol

CoNcErT..

hey.. guess who i serve early tis mornin? heez.. it is joanne peh.. actuallyi dun recognise is her.. cos she hav 2 mole near her mouth.. i oni recognised when she speak n her dbs redemption letter shows her name.. hehee..

well, today aft wk, we need to rush to vch 4 d npstring concert.. so unfortunate, zen n huiwen r wkin at lvl which means busy + busy + busiest busy.. haiz.. we told mr shake his ass (andrew ong) tt we need go reach vch by 7 if nt mus wait until interval den go in (bt actually it's 7.30 lah).. so in d end i close at 6.30+ liddat n waited n waited 4 them.. cos oso d briefin by mr andrew ong is oways so longwinded, so d lvl 1 ppl went down late.. in d end, they close at 7.20, we went down 2 get a cab n finally at 7.35+ we gt onto a cab.. we reached late n luckily 4 us, we bought circle tix so we r allowed 2 go in durin d in-between of 1st n 2nd song, we oso hav refreshments..

sry 2 say bt d concert was quite borin, all string instruments, that's y they call it np string.. i so much prefer concert band man.. durin d last 10 min, we kept wantin 2 leave 2 go c d engalnd match.. so aft d concert, we left quickly, jus in time 2 find seats n a tv (v far n nt clear de) n last few min of d game.. so in d end, it was england who won tt match by 1 n it was an own goal..

those who went let me koe wad u tink of d concert k.. tata